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Sunday, June 11, 2006

I AM GOING TO ATTACK YOU WITH MY 3-TIER MESH SHELF!

some people aspire to feed the hungry. create a new life-saving machine or challgenge themselves to climb to Mt. Everest.
On Saturday night, sober Tricia and Stephanie (with some help from Emilia) challenged ourselves to look as menacing as possible with a 3-Tier Meshed Silver Shelf.
We are innovators, social climbers - unafraid of what the heavens hold for us and our experimental zietgeist.
that is why we added an unbottled Corona - and eventually a whole watermelon to the balancing act.
We decided that no one ever get mugged carrying a 3-Tier Meshed Silver Shelf. It's the visible gun that is legal - intimidating and confusing yet obvious and logical. A crackhead will leave you alone if you are holding this shelf.

DON't MESS WITH ME! I AM ARMED WITH:

watermelon, 3-tier mesh shelf and an upopened Corona.

Would a crackhead even mess with us?